Today I watched as Tiger Woods dominated another tournament. Yes, I was watching golf and, yes, I did enjoy it. I'm not ashamed to admit that and if you criticize me for it I won't take it personally... I'll bet you're about to tune in to watch another wonderfully crafted reality TV show.
Okay, that's besides the point. I was listening to the announcers talk about how great Tiger is and how much money he makes. As Tiger placed a perfect approach within two feet of the hole one of the announcers proceeded to say how hewill make approximately 9 million dollars this month. Not this year, this month!
Have I missed my calling? I could handle 1/144 of that monthly salary every year. I guess as an aspiring graphic designer at Liberty University I should brush up on my short game and head out the Masters this year right?
Actually what I should really do is assasinate Wood's caddy and offer to take his spot. That way I could secure 1/10 of his salary per month. Yep. Caddy's make 1/1o of their clients salary. As Tiger's caddy I could make $900,000 in one month. Not too shabby I guess.
Well, time to rest up for tomorrow's big day making like 9 million times less than Tiger will. At least I still have fun hitting the golf ball all over the place. It would be so boring to hit it on the fairway every shot.
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