According to my daily routine I travelled down the hall to use the bathroom at about 9:00 am this morning. Now, before you write this entry off because bathroom humour may offend you, please give it a chance.
All I wanted to relate was my feelings at the precise moment I pushed the flusher down. I was terrified. If you've ever flushed a toilet on a plane you'll know what I'm talking about. I could actually feel the air rush past my face as the sewer tried to suck everything down. You know, if you think this is ridiculous just think if my shoelace got caught in that whirlwind (I don't know why my foot would be in the toilet but stick with me). It would have been a battle just to remain alive.
All I wanted to relate was my feelings at the precise moment I pushed the flusher down. I was terrified. If you've ever flushed a toilet on a plane you'll know what I'm talking about. I could actually feel the air rush past my face as the sewer tried to suck everything down. You know, if you think this is ridiculous just think if my shoelace got caught in that whirlwind (I don't know why my foot would be in the toilet but stick with me). It would have been a battle just to remain alive.
Maybe I should watch "Flushed Away" in order to develop a survival plan in case I get sucked down. Anyway, just a little to think about on your Thursday.
1 comment:
Caleb, you crack me up. Sorry I couldn't make your opening. I had it all planned and then ended up with houseguests and no matter how many times I asked, they didn't want to go!!! :( I heard it was good though. :) I still really like the CD....
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